Shipping Policy

At GOOEY+, we move fast—but USPS and FedEx move at their own pace. Here’s how shipping works when you order your daily dose of chaos:

📦 Processing Time

  • All orders are processed within 1–2 business days.
  • Orders placed after 2 PM EST or on weekends ship the next business day.

🇺🇸 Domestic Shipping (USA only)

  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after processing.
  • Expedited shipping: 2–3 business days.
  • Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.

🌎 International Shipping

Not yet. For now, we only ship within the United States. The chaos is coming worldwide soon.

🕒 Delays Happen

We’ll do our best to get your order out on time, but sometimes delays happen due to carrier issues, weather, or acts of chaos we can’t control. We’ll keep you updated if that’s the case.

❌ Wrong Address Disclaimer

Double-check your shipping info before checking out. If you enter the wrong address and the order gets lost, we can’t replace it for free.

📩 Tracking

You’ll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships. Check your spam folder if you don’t see it—our emails sometimes like to hide.

🛠 Damaged or Wrong Items

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, email support@gooeyplus.com within 7 days of delivery with photos. We’ll send you a replacement, no drama.